Not Meant to Offend

So this is not meant to offend those of you who have chosen to have kids or already have them. It is simply a few funny ideas as to why a pet maybe easier to have than a child! It's only meant to give you a little chuckle...nothing more, nothing less!

Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less.
2. Don't ask for money all the time.
3. Are easier to train.
4. Normally come when called.
5. Never ask to drive the car.
6. Don't hang out with drug using friends.
7. Don't smoke or drink.
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions.
9. Don't want to wear your clothes.
10.Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.

And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.